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[Verse 1]
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From the black bag skip in the parking lot
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It's a short bad trip to the candy shop
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Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes
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And the kids buy crack in their morning break

[Verse 2]
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And the grass grows bluer on the other side
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Where the old girls queue for their Mothers Pride
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For a slice of life it's a bargain sale
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The price is right but the bread is stale

[Verse 3]
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From the high rise priest of the office blocks
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To a five year lease on a cardboard box
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From the Old Queens Head to the Burger King
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In my '57 Chevvy made from baked bean tins

[Chorus]
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And when I drive that heap down the road
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You can hear the cheap car stereo
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Volume knob turned down low
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And rubbish on the radio

[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
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From John O'Groats to Elmer's End
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With busted lights and dodgy plates
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Scrawled with a ball point pen
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R U B B I S H
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I'm underage and uninsured
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On the High Road to Domestos
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Chloraflouracarbon Lord
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Asbestos lead asbestos

[Chorus]
           D
And when I drive that heap down the road
        E
You can hear the cheap car stereo
C
Volume knob turned down low
    D                  G
And rubbish on the radio

[Bridge]
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From John O'Groats to Elmer's End
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With busted lights and dodgy plates
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Scrawled with a ball point pen
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R U B B I S H
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I'm underage and uninsured
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On the High Road to Domestos
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Chloraflouracarbon Lord
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Asbestos lead asbestos
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I'll meet you down by the litter bins
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Stretch my pins and feed my face
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Wait there 'til my ship comes in
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Loaded down with toxic waste
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I'm going now to meet my maker
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Ignition, clutch, accelerator
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Mirror, signal and manoeuvre
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GLORY, GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH!

[Chorus]
           D
And when I drive that heap down the road
        E
You can hear the cheap car stereo
C
Volume knob turned down low
    D                  G
And rubbish on the radio