Em                            
To die for his mother country 

            C            
isn't every fathers wish 

              D                   
But if you're ever feeling hungry 

Em                      
feast your eyes on this 

Em                            
Bullied beat up cabbaged kids 

      C                       
to be patched up by the nurse 

D                             
who's carrying the baggage in 

Em                             
for the private patients first 


(Em, C, D, Em)
(Em, C, D, Em)


Em                                 
and the doctor's praying to Buddha 

C                          
"Send me to another town!" 

D                    
A shovelful of sugar 

                Em               
won't help that medicine go down 

Em                                
As the actress said to the bishop 

C                          
I stand accused your Grace 

       D                      
of the seven deadly cynicisms 

      Em                  
and a total lack of faith 



G                 C              D    Bm
And if I put this gun against my head 

G            C               D    
and pull the trigger I'll be dead 

G        C            D     
But if I listen to my heart 

         Bm               G     
it say's Billy that ain't smart 

           C              D       
so I'll do something else instead 



Em                           
(Billy's smart, Bily's smart, circus for the bleeding hearts 
feed the world, heal the sick, take the piss out of the shit 
live your life without a net, stick your head down a lion's neck 
and listen to the people cheer send in the clowns 
don't bother they're here) 


Em                              
To die for his mother's country 

           C            
isn't every fathers wish 

              D                   
But if you're ever feeling hungry 

Em                      
feast your eyes on this 

Em                   
under funded O.A.P.s 

C                     
turn to life of crime 

D                               Em   
The great cucumber robberies of 1989 

Em                            
Send 'em down and bang 'em up 

     C                       
in a South London maisonette 

D                           
unlicensed and unregistered 

             Em              
it shouldn't happen to a vet 

Em                                
As the actress said to the bishop 

C                        
the Rabbi and the Priest 

D                           
My eyes have seen the glory 

Em                       
I'm a born again atheist 


G                 C              D    Bm
And if I put this gun against my head 

G            C               D    
and pull the trigger I'll be dead 

G        C            D     
But if I listen to my heart 

Bm                        G     
it say's Billy that ain't smart 

              C            D       
so I'll shoot someone else instead 

G                 C              D    Bm
And if I put this gun against my head 

G            C               D    
and pull the trigger I'll be dead 

G        C            D     
But if I listen to my heart 

Bm                        G     
it say's Billy that ain't smart 

              C            D       
so I'll shoot someone else instead 

Em
Goodbye