C:   032010
C/B: 300010
Am7:  x02010
F:   133211
G:   355433


Intro

C   F  G

C
I'm not going to sit here and lie and list all the many ways
          F                          G
About how I will supposedly love you till the end of days
C
Because I think that we both know in twenty-eight and a half years' time
     F                         G
That I won't be yours and you probably won't be mine

C              C/B            Am7
But yesterday, today and probably tomorrow
F                                G
This little one will find it hard to find sorrow
C          C/B            Am7           F   G
Yesterday, today and probably tomorrow


Middleton to Withington and Middleton and back
Is more than enough to make the average Middletonian crack
So I will stand outside the Travelodge and bite my tongue
Your best friends look me up and down and I'll write the song

Will they be there on Tuesday night
Running the bath and turning out the lights?
Will they be there on Thursday afternoons
To welcome you home from Euston platform with heart-shaped balloons? No