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[Verse 1]
   C               F
I have to mow the lawn
       C
And I have to wash the car
                       F
And I'd just like to know
      C        G        C
Just who you think you are
                        F
I'm getting' tired of wagging
           C            F
That old heavy garbage can
 C                     F
Your woman's gettin' tired
           C       G     C
Of being your ole handy man


[Verse 2]
                    F
I have to run your water
        C
And I have to wash your back
                         F
And I have to scrub the tub
           C    G        C
After you have had your bath


[Verse 3]
                         F
You're as helpless as a baby
            C           F
But I love you, understand
 C                  F
I'm just getting' tired
               C    G    C
Of being your ole handy man


[Chorus]
       G                              F             C
Your woman's getting tired of being your ole handy man
        G
Now I know you've got ten fingers
       F                    G
But where's your helping' hand
       C               F
I've just made a decision
            C              F
I've stood all I'm gonna stand
       C                F                 C    G     C
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man

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[Verse 4]
   D                 G
I do everything for you
      D
You never help yourself
                           G
An' I think I'd die from shock
          D       A      D
If you raised a hand to help
                          G
Well, I'm not gonna keep it up
        D                G
That's what you got planned
       D               G                  D    A    D
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man


[Chorus]
       A                                  G         D
Your woman's getting tired of being your ole handy man
        A
Now I know you've got ten fingers
      G                     A
But where's your helping' hand
       D              G
I've just made a decision
            D              G
I've stood all I'm gonna stand
       D                G                 D     A   D
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man