Hey there boy, you've been waiting all day
To get to this class and cause some pain
Hey there girl, are you taking a chance?
Didn't you know, tights aren't pants?
Hey there boy, are you dreaming now?
Hearing your name from the screaming crowds
This is how you spend your days
Throwing air balls in your gym class haze

This is only gym class, don't take it so seriously
One more hour and you'll be free
Love it or hate it, it won't go away
Cause everybody's doing the gym class haze
Hey, hey, doing the gym class haze, hey hey

Hey there girl, you just sit and stare
'Till you get hit by the jock right there
Hey there boy, the only one that falls
Trying to hit a ping pong ball
Hey there girl, can you really not see
How easy it is to throw a frisbee
Pretend there's nothing you can play
Stuck inside your gym class haze

This is only gym class, don't take it so seriously
One more hour and you'll be free
Love it or hate it, it won't go away
Cause everybody's doing the gym class haze
Hey, hey, doing the gym class haze, hey hey

Kicking and screaming, won't listen to you
There's really that you can do
Hey there coach, I think it's safe to say
You're stuck inside their gym class haze

This is only gym class, don't take it so seriously
One more hour and you'll be free
Love it or hate it, it won't go away
Cause everybody's doing the gym class haze
Hey, hey, doing the gym class haze, hey hey