I almost lost her in Amsterdam
She ate to much cayenne
We had visions of first love and more
But she passed out on the floor

And when I went to wake her
She said "baby, I'll be fine
If you just keep flashing
Right before my eyes."

I know you know this, oh
We've got this crazy little rule
And I bet by now you've noticed
You're so cool
You're so cool
You're so cool

She thinks her life is a movie scene
And the actors won't come clean
I'm the co-star of Hollywood
Not bad but not that good

And I wonder what will come of us
When the film runs out of time
She says "babe I'm not directing this
I just read the lines."

I know you know this, oh
We've got this crazy little rule
And I bet by now you've noticed
You're so cool
You're so cool
You're so cool

I was the cynic, the stoic, the prude
But she changed my point of view
Now I'm the sycophant starry eyed fan
'Cause she ate too much cayenne

I know you know this, oh
We've got this crazy little rule
And I bet, I bet, I bet by now you've noticed
You're so cool, you're so cool
You're so cool, you're so cool
You're so, you're so,
You're so, you're so,
You're so, you're so cool
You're so cool, you're so cool
You're so cool