When we got married
I took the marriage vow
In sickness and in health
I said I do

For richer, for poorer
'Till death us do part
And you said that you'd
Honour an obey me too

But it wasn't very long
Before I soon found out
The one who wore the
Trousers was you

But after all these years
At last I'm pushing you about
But in sick ness and in health
I said I do

When we was courting
You used to say to me
"My darling I can't wait
Until we're wed

"I'll iron all your trousers
Sow buttons on your shirts
I'll think the world of you"
That's what you said.

But it wasn't very long
Before you changed your tune
Moan all day and night
That's all you do

Me dinner's always burnt
When I come home from up the pub
But in sickness and in health
I said I do

When we got married
I took the marriage vow
In sickness and in health
I said I do

For richer, for poorer
'Till death us do part
And you said that you'd
Honour and obey me too

But it wasn't very long
Before I soon found out
The one who wore the
Trousers was you

Now after all these years
At last I'm pushing you about
But in sickness and in health
I love ya
In sickness and in health
I said I do